Thanks for being one of 200+ people following whalebeings! Here’s some art I made just for you

A few days ago I received a celebratory message from WordPress telling me I'd surpassed 200 followers on my blog after just two months of going live. That's more people than I could shake a stick at! Not that I would ever shake a stick at you of course (side note: this saying comes from…

Pandemic paradise: Waterfalls, crystal clear pools and hobbit huts in the Lake District

It's mad. I've lived in England all my life. I'm a keen walker, I love nature, I studied Wordsworth at university, grew up enamoured by Peter Rabbit and all of his other fluffy little mates and yet, until Christmas 2020, I'd never been to the Lake District: THE most walkery, naturey, Wordsworthy, Peter Rabbity place…

10 quickfire reasons why I’m happy to be nearly 30

I'm 30 soon. All my late twenties, 30 has loomed like a cloaked figure on a misty street, one gnarled finger beckoning me to some dark and terrible fate involving wrinkles, grey hairs, dead eggs, big bills, bigger hangovers, new fat deposits and a keener sense of my own mortality. Interestingly, the closer I creep…

6.5 tips for getting through the Fast 800 diet without killing someone

I'm over the halfway point on my 6.5 week Fast 800 diet, so to distract myself from the fact that I've got to do what I just did AGAIN, here are 6.5 tips to help you fast for 16 hours a day without killing anyone. If you are interested in my progress, so far I…

Goodbye twenty-seven, I will never see you again

Each and every year, on the final day before my birthday, my internal monologue postpones business as usual and gets stuck in an infuriating loop of: 'this is the last time I'm going to [insert activity] as an [insert age] year-old'. Today is my last day of being 27 and I just got back from the…

Montenegro’s Herceg Novi through my cheap camera lens

If Herceg Novi were a person, and not a small town located at the mouth of Montenegro's famous fjord-like Bay of Kotor, it would be a person with multiple battle wounds - perhaps a missing limb or two, definitely with severe PTSD, and a lot of stories to tell. Over the last few centuries Herceg…