Gatwick Express, Gatwick Express
You’ve got plugs, free WiFi,
Foreign announcements no less.
Your windows are shiny and your carpets are clean
Even the WC’s had a spritz of Mr. Sheen.
I’ve been travelling for nine hours
And I’m going mad.
But I have to say that standard class ain’t bad.
There’s just one small problem I have to admit
I’m pretty sure I’ve got the wrong train ticket.